The Artful Dodger meets the Fowler household. #SampleSunday #Kindle

Dr Fowler commanded Jack to sit on the stool and remain silent.  All four turned expectantly towards the door as it opened and Surgeon Wills walked into the room.

He beamed upon Fowler and Beatrice and bowed cordially to Lambert who had quietly stood up and taken a place beside the fire-place.

Wills had been in the house a number of times and he found it very pleasant after a life spent mostly upon board ship.  He cast his gaze upon the comfortable furniture, the homely knick-knacks, the pleasant paintings and the rows of books.

Then his gaze alighted upon Jack.  His eyes stopped for the briefest moment and moved on towards the sideboard.   His eyes returned once more to Jack.  They moved on once again, to Beatrice.  Once more, however, they were inexorably dragged back.

He peered closely, sought out his pince-nez and peered even more closely.

‘My goodness,’ he cried.  ‘It’s young Dawkins.’

Jack sprang to his feet and rushed across to the surgeon, grabbing his hand and shaking it enthusiastically.

‘Hang on, Jackie,’ Wills said.  ‘I’m not a water-pump.’

‘Sorry, Mr Wills,’ said Jack.  ‘It’s just that I’m real pleased to see you.’  He turned towards Lambert, bristling with vindication.

‘It seems we owe the boy an apology,’ Fowler said.

‘Possibly,’ said Lambert.  He turned to Wills.  ‘It’s clear that you know the boy,’ he said.  ‘But he claims that he assisted you in the infirmary.  Is there any chance that this is true?’

‘Every chance,’ answered Wills.  ‘He was invaluable to me.  Better than some of my paid assistants.  The boy is quick-witted and nimble-fingered.  He was adept at putting on dressings.  Once, as I recall, he even stitched a convict’s wound.’

‘Told yer,’ Jack said triumphantly.

‘I’m sure he’s nimble-fingered,’ said Fowler.  ‘It’s probably the reason he’s in New South Wales.’

‘That’s true for certain,’ Wills said.  He gave Jack a look which was a mixture of the stern and the fond.

‘This, my dear friends,’ explained Wills, ‘ is the notorious Artful Dodger.  He was the chief lieutenant of one of the worst criminals in London.  No doubt, had he not been caught, he would have become an equally infamous criminal chief in due time.’

‘Artful Dodger?’ said Beatrice.  ‘What a peculiar title.’

‘Artful because he was the most adroit picker of pockets in the Capital,’ said Wills.  ‘And Dodger because once he’d made his steal he would duck, dive and dodge faster than any policeman could follow.  It’s all in his record, which I had occasion to read on board the transportation ship.’

‘Lambert here wants me to take me into my home,’ said Fowler.  ‘What do you think of that?’

Wills considered.  ‘It’s a risk.  I’ll not deny it.  But Jack Dawkins is as bright as he’s cunning.  He can read a little and write the odd word.  If you can turn his blackened soul to goodness then he may prove a good servant.’

‘Oh let’s try to turn his blackened soul,’ cried Beatrice.  ‘Please, Father, let’s try.’

Fowler smiled fondly at his daughter.  He always found it hard to refuse her.

He considered it carefully and at great length.  The others fell silent and waited.  Even the sofa appeared to hold its breath.

‘We shall try,’ he said at last.  ‘We shall give him a trial.’

‘A trial?’ Jack said.  ‘I don’t want no more trials.’

Fowler laughed.  ‘By trial I mean we will keep you here for a while, maybe two months.  If you prove yourself amenable and hard-working, and eschew wrong-doing completely, then you will be given an extension of six months.  We will review your behaviour every six months thereafter.’

‘That’s harsher terms than Parliament operates on,’ said Lambert with a whistle.  ‘But I don’t think you’ll get fairer than that, Jack Dawkins.’

‘But will Governor Gipps agree it?’ Fowler asked, suddenly doubtful.

Lambert nodded.  ‘I think so.  He will want to please Chief Killara.’

‘Then it’s settled,’ cried Beatrice with joy.

Fowler turned to Jack with a stern look.  ‘First my lad, you shall have a bath.’

Jack backed towards the wall, his hands held up as if warding off an enemy.

‘No I won’t,’ he said.  ‘A bath robs your strength and addles your brains.  Everyone knows that.’

For answer, Fowler rang the bell.  The maid entered immediately.  She blushed, realising that her speed would indicate she had been listening at the door.

‘Lisa,’ Fowler said, ‘ask Mrs Bullmore to join us.’

Lisa curtseyed and disappeared.

Two minutes later she reappeared.  Her face looked rather strained.  ‘She’s coming,’ she said.  ‘She was in the middle of a pie.’

She felt a presence behind her and stepped to one side.

Mrs Bullmore stepped into the room and, with a magisterial look, surveyed them all.

‘I was in the middle of a pie, Dr Fowler,’ she said.

She was a small woman, not quite five feet high but appearing almost as many broad.  She was dressed in black for she was a widow.  A white smock covered her upper body.  It had, no doubt, been clean this morning, but now it looked like the apparel of a murderer.

Blood stains were spattered across the front of the smock in a diagonal line, the result of a fearsome contest with a hen reluctant to give up its life.  Mrs Bullmore was a firm believer in serving only the freshest of food and, wherever possible, preferred to dispatch her own rather than leaving this task to the butcher.

One of the hen’s feathers was lodged in a pocket, either a belated attempt at surrender on the part of the fowl or a trophy of war on the part of Mrs Bullmore.

Below the blood could be seen a thick smear of butter, flour and lard.  Arranged upon this foundation were gravy stains, picked out in the shape of Mrs Bullmore’s small but heavy hands.

She wore a linen cap upon her head but this had proved inadequate for its job and her hair was festooned with traces of flour, sugar and egg, the residue of a recalcitrant lemon meringue pie.

She stood with a large knife, which appeared covered in brown gore, and fixed Fowler with her stare.

‘I’m sorry to have interrupted your work,’ Fowler said.

‘It was your pie I was in the middle of,’ she said.

‘Of course,’ Fowler said.  ‘But I wanted to show you Jack Dawkins.  He is to join the household.  And, directly you have finished your lunch duties, I want you to give him a bath.’

Mrs Bullmore stared at Jack.  She took a deep, satisfied intake of breath.  ‘It will be my pleasure, Dr Fowler,’ she said.

Jack cringed, feeling almost as threatened as he used to be by Bill Sikes.

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Artful is free on Kindle Select this weekend.  Here’s the first chapter.

Detail of an original George Cruikshank engrav...

Detail of an original George Cruikshank engraving showing the Artful Dodger introducing Oliver to Fagin. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

CHAPTER 1 TRANSPORTED

The sun crawled up the London sky like an invalid part way through convalescence.  If it could have wheezed it would have wheezed.  If it could have coughed it would have coughed.  It would have been a thick, phlegm-heavy cough which would struggle to clear the stinking, oily air lying like a sodden blanket upon the city.

In the streets below, a line of soldiers escorted a column of men towards the river.  The men’s legs shuffled due to the heavy chains which linked them together.  The convicts were of all sizes: short and wiry, short and fat, tall and thin, tall and scrawny and almost every other conceivable combination.  They were of all ages: men in their twenties and men in their sixties, and every age between.

All except one.

Bringing up the rear was a boy of perhaps twelve years old, dressed in men’s clothing which hung upon him as loosely as a bloodhound’s flesh.

Whereas the others in the line looked beaten and despairing to a man, the young boy gave a huge grin.  He swaggered along, jaunty as possible, whistling tunelessly.

‘Good luck, Dodger,’ came a call from the gathering crowd.

‘You show ‘em, Dodger,’ cried another.

‘I’m off to be Her Majesty’s High Ambassador to the New South Welsh,’ he said, flourishing his hat.  ‘When I’ve sorted everyfink out I’ll be back.  Fourteen years in the diplomatic service is nothing to a young gentleman like me.’

‘Shut it back there,’ called one of the soldiers.

The boy turned towards the crowd.  ‘You’d have thought that Queen Vicky would have given me a less common guard of honour.’

He started to whistle once more and acknowledged the applause and cheers of the crowd.

Most of the spectators were members of the East End community, poor, shabbily dressed and grimy with dirt.  A small group, however, looked very out of place and they caught Dodger’s eye.

They were a family which had got caught up in the throng and looked very nervous to have done so.  The father was a man in his late thirties, tall and upright with fine mutton-chop whiskers.  His wife was small and slight and the man held her close to him as if to protect her from the crowd.  The steely look upon her face, however, suggested that any protection he might offer would be quite redundant.

The parents kept a tight watch on three girls.  The eldest was aged about fifteen and had a sharp face with eyes which darted everywhere with great suspicion.  A toddler of perhaps two or three was cradled in her mother’s arms, looking with great anxiety not at the crowd but at her eldest sister.

It was the middle daughter who held Dodger’s gaze.  She was a couple of years younger than he but, unlike him, upright in posture and well nourished.  She was very pale and her face held a scatter of freckles as close to each other as stars in the night sky.  A straw hat perched precariously upon a mass of wayward curls which seemed to frolic about her head.  She stared open-mouthed at the column, her head turning from side to side, watching each of the convicts as they passed.  She looked as though she was about to burst into tears.

Dodger came close towards her and she stopped and stared directly at him.  Her eyes opened wide, so wide that her hat jiggled slightly upon her head.

He gave her a grin and swept of his hat with a flourish.  She waved back and was roundly told to stay still by her sister.

As he turned the corner, Dodger glanced back.  The girl was still staring at him.  She raised her hand but he could not for the life of him tell whether it was to say farewell or hello.

As they marched along, Jack became aware that one of the convicts kept sneaking glances towards him.  He was a little man, as skinny as a gutter-cat, with one sharp, nervous eye.  The other was covered by a ragged black patch.  His right hand was hidden in a filthy glove, held at an odd angle.  His left hand continually stroked his mouth, a mouth which was puckered up into a permanent snarl, the skin around it creased and rutted.  He had the figure of a man in his twenties but his malformed face was that of someone twice that age.

The line of convicts had to take a turn in the road and as they did so they slowed to a halt.  The skinny man took the opportunity to sidle up towards Jack and jabbed him in the ribs.

‘Recognise me?’ he asked.  His voice was a low sneer.

Jack shook his head.

‘Well you should do.  You’re one of Fagin’s boys ain’t you?  In fact, you’re his prime boy, the pick of the bunch, so they say.’

‘You may know me, but I don’t know you,’ Jack replied.  The man made him shiver, as if an icy blast had sneaked in through a crack in the door.

‘You’ll come to know me,’ said the man.  Flecks of spittle bubbled on his lips and he wiped them ineffectively.  ‘My name’s Crimp and Fagin’s the reason I’m convicted and being sent off to the ends of the earth.’

He fell silent and peered into Jack’s face as if seeking for some answer to an irritating puzzle.  ‘And I reckon you had a hand in it as well,’ he said finally.

Jack shook his head.  ‘I’ve never seen you before, guvnor, honest.’  Jack was a good judge of people.  Crimp did not look much of a man but Jack guessed that he meant a lot of trouble.

Crimp spat on Jack’s foot.  ‘If it weren’t for the big boss I’ve had swung no doubt.  And all because Fagin did the dirty on us.’

‘So where’s your boss?’ Jack asked.  ‘Is he being transported?’

Crimp gave a high-pitched laugh.  ‘Don’t be stupid.  He’s safe from the law, being as how he is the law.’

Jack eyed him narrowly, hoping that the line would start up again so that he could get away.

The man leaned closer.  ‘Do you know how long this voyage lasts?’

Jack shook his head.

‘Seven months, eight months, sometimes more.’  Crimp grabbed hold of Jack’s chin and jerked his head around.

‘So there’s plenty of time for us to get better acquainted, Jack Dawkins.  And plenty of time for me to remind you of how the old Jew did for me.’

Jack swallowed, uneasy that the man knew his name.

A convict close by, a big man with curly hair, watched the incident.  He scratched his head thoughtfully, shrugged his shoulders and turned away.

The skinny man slid away from Jack but remained watching him with narrowed eyes.

What Fagin thought of the Artful Dodger

i have just been sent an old box from an anonymous source.  Imagine my amazement when I looked inside and found a packet of dirty, worm-eaten letters which related to the chief character of my novel, Artful.

I thought that it was in the interests of historical accuracy to share these thoughts with the world.

The first missive was penned by his old mentor, Fagin.

Detail of an original George Cruikshank engrav...

Detail of an original George Cruikshank engraving showing the Artful Dodger introducing Oliver to Fagin. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

MY FRIEND ARTFUL

Ah, Artful, what a boy was he?  It was me what named him Artful Dodger because there was none who could dodge like him, none as fast on their feet or able to turn and swerve like a mongrel with an itch in his tail.

Not that he needed to dodge that much, oh no.  You see he was the best I’ve ever knowed: the slyest, sneakiest, most swift-fingered pick-pocket I’ve ever had the pleasure to train.  That’s why I called him Artful, ’cause he was.  He was as cunning as a mother fox, as quick with his tricks as the Chancellor of the Chequer, the Hogarth of the filch.

He was clever, I give him that.  Don’t know where he got it from but he was.  Truth to tell I was beginning to think that it wouldn’t be long before he could outsmart me.  Bit of a concern for the future that was, nagging, if you like, at the back of me head.

But I wasn’t worried yet, not really, not yet.  Artful was loyal, you see.  I knew that might not last ’cause they all turn nasty in the end.  Look at Sikes, the villain, and he owed everything to me.  But I knew that Artful would stay true to me for a good few years yet.  I think he was grateful to me or perhaps he knew which side of the bread his dripping was on.  You see, I looked after him.  And he looked after me.  Pals we were, almost, even though he was my employee.  Someone, I think it may have been Toby Crackit, said that Artful was my Left-tenant, maybe ’cause he left all he pinched to me and he lived with me.

So imagine the blow when he made his one mistake.  He was caught and sent to trial for one measly snuff-box.  And now he’s gone.  To New South Wales which is full of criminals.  I worry my heart out for the boy.  I do hope he’s all right and will come back to his old pal one day.  I wonder what’s happening to the boy now?

Read Artful to find out what did happen to the Artful Dodger.  Available on Amazon Kindle.

Artful is available on Amazon

I’ve been thinking about writing this novel for a long time.  I started it in 2010 and am now delighted that it is available at Amazon.  I will shortly have it available at other outlets via Smashwords.

You can buy it at any Amazon outlet.  You can get directly to the USA site by clicking on the picture to the right.

Description

In the squalid back streets of 1830′s London a small boy is groomed for a life of crime. His astonishing skill as a pick-pocket earns him a new name, the Artful Dodger.But even the most accomplished of thieves can get caught. The Artful Dodger is thrown into prison and sentenced to be transported to Australia.

A victim of persecution on board the transport ship Dodger eventually gets the better of his tormentors, or so he believes. Tyrannised by a new master he experiences all that New South Wales can throw at him, first the struggle to survive in the outback and then a disconcerting new life in Sydney.

It is there that he discovers there are better ways to get rich than by picking pockets. He returns to England and looks forward to a pleasant and profitable life.

But will his past come back to haunt him?

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ARTFUL #SampleSunday

ARTFUL #SampleSunday.  This is the beginning of my new book which will be published shortly.  #amwriting

CHAPTER 1 TRANSPORTED

The sun crawled up the London sky like an invalid part way through convalescence.  If it could have wheezed it would have wheezed.  If it could have coughed it would have coughed.  It would have been a thick, phlegm-heavy cough which would struggle to clear the stinking, oily air lying like a sodden blanket upon the city.

In the streets below, a line of soldiers escorted a column of men towards the river.  The men’s legs shuffled due to the heavy chains which linked them together.  The convicts were of all sizes: short and wiry, short and fat, tall and thin, tall and scrawny and almost every other conceivable combination.  They were of all ages: men in their twenties and men in their sixties, and every age between.

All except one.

Bringing up the rear was a boy of perhaps twelve years old, dressed in men’s clothing which hung upon him as loosely as a bloodhound’s flesh.

Whereas the others in the line looked beaten and despairing to a man, the young boy gave a huge grin.  He swaggered along, jaunty as possible, whistling tunelessly.

‘Good luck, Dodger,’ came a call from the gathering crowd.

‘You show ‘em, Dodger,’ cried another.

‘I’m off to be Her Majesty’s High Ambassador to the New South Welsh,’ he said, flourishing his hat.  ‘When I’ve sorted everyfink out I’ll be back.  Fourteen years in the diplomatic service is nothing to a young gentleman like me.’

‘Shut it back there,’ called one of the soldiers.

The boy turned towards the crowd.  ‘You’d have thought that Queen Vicky would have given me a less common guard of honour.’

He started to whistle once more and acknowledged the applause and cheers of the crowd.

Most of the spectators were members of the East End community, poor, shabbily dressed and grimy with dirt.  A small group, however, looked very out of place and they caught Dodger’s eye.

They were a family which had got caught up in the throng and looked very nervous to have done so.  The father was a man in his late thirties, tall and upright with fine mutton-chop whiskers.  His wife was small and slight and the man held her close to him as if to protect her from the crowd.  The steely look upon her face, however, suggested that any protection he might offer would be quite redundant.

The parents kept a tight watch on three girls.  The eldest was aged about fifteen and had a sharp face with eyes which darted everywhere with great suspicion.  A toddler of perhaps two or three was cradled in her mother’s arms, looking with great anxiety not at the crowd but at her eldest sister.

It was the middle daughter who held Dodger’s gaze.  She was a couple of years younger than he but, unlike him, upright in posture and well nourished.  She was very pale and her face held a scatter of freckles as close to each other as stars in the night sky.  A straw hat perched precariously upon a mass of wayward curls which seemed to frolic about her head.  She stared open-mouthed at the column, her head turning from side to side, watching each of the convicts as they passed.  She looked as though she was about to burst into tears.

Dodger came close towards her and she stopped and stared directly at him.  Her eyes opened wide, so wide that her hat jiggled slightly upon her head.

He gave her a grin and swept of his hat with a flourish.  She waved back and was roundly told to stay still by her sister.

As he turned the corner, Dodger glanced back.  The girl was still staring at him.  She raised her hand but he could not for the life of him tell whether it was to say farewell or hello.

As they marched along, Jack became aware that one of the convicts kept sneaking glances towards him.  He was a little man, as skinny as a gutter-cat, with one sharp, nervous eye.  The other was covered by a ragged black patch.  His right hand was hidden in a filthy glove, held at an odd angle.  His left hand continually stroked his mouth, a mouth which was puckered up into a permanent snarl, the skin around it creased and rutted.  He had the figure of a man in his twenties but his malformed face was that of someone twice that age.

The line of convicts had to take a turn in the road and as they did so they slowed to a halt.  The skinny man took the opportunity to sidle up towards Jack and jabbed him in the ribs.

‘Recognise me?’ he asked.  His voice was a low sneer.

Jack shook his head.

‘Well you should do.  You’re one of Fagin’s boys ain’t you?  In fact, you’re his prime boy, the pick of the bunch, so they say.’

‘You may know me, but I don’t know you,’ Jack replied.  The man made him shiver, as if an icy blast had sneaked in through a crack in the door.

‘You’ll come to know me,’ said the man.  Flecks of spittle bubbled on his lips and he wiped them ineffectively.  ‘My name’s Crimp and Fagin’s the reason I’m convicted and being sent off to the ends of the earth.’

He fell silent and peered into Jack’s face as if seeking for some answer to an irritating puzzle.  ‘And I reckon you had a hand in it as well,’ he said finally.

Jack shook his head.  ‘I’ve never seen you before, guvnor, honest.’  Jack was a good judge of people.  Crimp did not look much of a man but Jack guessed that he meant a lot of trouble.

Crimp spat on Jack’s foot.  ‘If it weren’t for the big boss I’ve had swung no doubt.  And all because Fagin did the dirty on us.’

‘So where’s your boss?’ Jack asked.  ‘Is he being transported?’

Crimp gave a high-pitched laugh.  ‘Don’t be stupid.  He’s safe from the law, being as how he is the law.’

Jack eyed him narrowly, hoping that the line would start up again so that he could get away.

The man leaned closer.  ‘Do you know how long this voyage lasts?’

Jack shook his head.

‘Seven months, eight months, sometimes more.’  Crimp grabbed hold of Jack’s chin and jerked his head around.

‘So there’s plenty of time for us to get better acquainted, Jack Dawkins.  And plenty of time for me to remind you of how the old Jew did for me.’

Jack swallowed, uneasy that the man knew his name.

A convict close by, a big man with curly hair, watched the incident.  He scratched his head thoughtfully, shrugged his shoulders and turned away.

The skinny man slid away from Jack but remained watching him with narrowed eyes.